I look better un-naked...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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