We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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