Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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