We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
