I want to have your abortion
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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