Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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