everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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