So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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