We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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