I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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