i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Still dying that you shit outside
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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