Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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