i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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