We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I need to calm my uterus...
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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