Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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