Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You ruined the universe
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
