i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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