I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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