Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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