as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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