tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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