I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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