She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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