What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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