Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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