i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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