Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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