Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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