some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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