wanna go halves on a baby?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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