i just wanna soil my oats bro
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
