Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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