seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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