so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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