He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How does one acquire holy water?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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