You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
two words: eviction party
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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