she takes plan B like it's going out of style
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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