marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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