piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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