I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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