I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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