At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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