Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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