He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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