I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.