I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.