none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.