I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...