Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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