First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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