Swine flu. Run for my life!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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