Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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