Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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