I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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