why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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