guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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