shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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